Shhhh... no witnesses...

1 mar 2021
1 666 139 Áhorf

Everyone must sleeeeeeep
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  • sean: hits big yellow button on dooe door: geuss ill die

    jeff obamajeff obama4 klukkustundum síðan
  • Did she say VENTS like AMOGUS

    Bop SyconicBop Syconic23 klukkustundum síðan
  • In the laboratory we see a guy with a man bun then we see cool looking chairs, this reminds me of jacksepticeye's gaming room

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  • Hell yeah 🤣🤣.

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  • I’m gonna sub I love his hitman vids

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  • the graphics in this game is insane!

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  • you skipped the berlin level

    Noah WordenNoah Worden10 dögum síðan
  • C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 4 7

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  • 5:00 to fucking victory town

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  • Big brothers wet dream

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  • Game: is about a quiet assassinator Sean: NO WITNESSES

    Alex ShellhamerAlex Shellhamer20 dögum síðan
  • jacksepticeye: sorry I have a cough Viewers: someone call 999

    Sadia PraptiSadia Prapti20 dögum síðan
  • So bold people do have super powers

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  • That joke soared over 90% of the people’s heads 10:51

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  • E=mc go freak yourself

    Lam SpamLam Spam22 dögum síðan
  • in the beginning I actually thought it was cyberpunk ngl

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  • 13:16

    Zayminn Kabbelliya-CampbellZayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell26 dögum síðan
  • Tbh I’m alittle disappointed that jack knocked him out instead using the mind control to kill him because once in a hit man game that’s something super rare you can do

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  • Detroit become human: welcome Agent 47 Agent 47: I'm I a meme now?

    Andreas NiatsikasAndreas Niatsikas28 dögum síðan
  • It's like deadpool kills the marvel universe with the professor X part

    Matthew McBrideMatthew McBride28 dögum síðan
  • This Hitman is f-cking GORGEOUS!! holy crap the lighting! so impressive

    PuffyBudgerigarPuffyBudgerigar29 dögum síðan
  • Viktor Nivikov? almost sounded like a Yuri on Ice reference. i did a double take lol

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  • Top left: Fraps

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  • God I love that scene from the incredibles.

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  • You know he’s old when he’s still using fraps

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  • One of the first people he has to kill in this episode is Imogen Royce and I was like I kne there was something wrong with that girl at my old school now she got assasinated

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  • Sister Lei: "He's got spirit." Me: "Yes he does- ...do."

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  • 16:46 jack: “she’s my mom” Me at home: “no you killed her mom”

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  • why did "mc = mc-go fuck urself" crack me up so much lmaoo

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  • 5:00: To victory town

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  • 3:11: No trouble.

    Jaxcraft 28Jaxcraft 28Mánuði síðan
  • 2:50: Oh, I forgot about that. I need to watch that video. XD

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  • I don't understand why people are saying they don't watch Jacksepticeye much anymore because kids view his content now. What are you TALKING about!? He's the same as he's ever been!

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  • I know we should recognize that it's Hitman but come on, at least have the title and part number. XD

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  • The woman who tells 47 to help himself to an apple, I did,, and I threw it at her. It staggered her, she recovered, and I wasn't in trouble, it was hilarious!

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  • Hitman: Stealth, bloodless, quiet Jack: Not stealth, bloodbath, extremely loud

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  • 6:47 Who else loves hearing Seán's laugh? I know I do.

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  • HI!!!!

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  • 2:34 bruh there was a trashcan to conceal your gun right in front of you

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  • NOT THE FISH 😭😭

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  • Press x to HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON

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  • 4:59 “all the way.” Also jack: sometimes I just say all the way when I’m playing games.

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  • 0:32 why was this edited so well lmao

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  • X to scan, X to hack, X to delete, x to upload X to doubt

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  • I’m pretty sure Among us has prepared Jack for this game. Also Lady: 47 has one weakness Me:...Hair Lady: Me Me: Ok but my answer is better

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  • 47 only has one weakness if u scan the barcode on his head he'll just fall over

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  • 16:00 incredibles scene

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  • Please, add the game's name into the titles again. It's just nice to know if it's a game video or not.

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  • Jack would be a horrible assassin irl he would scream NO WITNESSES

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  • Why is no one commenting on the accidental murder at 11:06 😂

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  • Play cyber punk

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  • x to Scan, x to hack, x to upload, x to win game

    Corbin Dick-LocklerCorbin Dick-LocklerMánuði síðan
  • he has his frame counter up at the top right lol

    ImmortalGamerImmortalGamerMánuði síðan
  • Jack you won't see this but remeber detroit become human?

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  • Jack the bonkerer

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  • 0:15 great joke

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  • The title 13:10

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  • "Sorry I have a cough" *Sneezes*

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  • This feels like the previous hitman games but with shiny floors

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  • jack irl looks at a mirror LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTONS

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  • 47 Is Professor X!!

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  • It's called a screwdriver because you screw people over with it

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  • " I didnt actually shave my head... my hair fell out when my brain got so POWERFULL."

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  • He killed 2 scientists or for a uniform when there was one right there in the closet 5:10

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  • okay but 14:18, the way he says "Merces Letifer" fucking kills me and my bf. idk if it's the transition from the hacker voice or what, but we've gone looking for just this part multiple times in the past week and a half lmao

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  • Flamingo man best npc

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  • Did anyone else think Seán looked like an adorable little baby boy in that t-shirt throughout the video???!!!!!

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  • Jack's Description: everyone must sleeeep. Me: Are yOu C o m E D y mE?

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  • Jack if you take out the detective in the "Death In The Family" mission and put on his clothes you can become the detective and solve the mystery as to why the guy in the bed killed himself. (spoilers: he didn't really kill himself... he was murdered)

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  • Fun Fact: At 11:08, Jack pushes a woman over the side of the walk way. When you start the level standing next to her, Agent 47 will give her some wholesome life advice.

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  • x solves all of life's problems in this game.

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  • Nobody: Literally nobody: Jack: Research research equals MC- MC... Go f*** yourself

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  • I really wish you'd put the name of the game in the title of the video, please!

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  • This game is precisely why nobody trusts Jack in among us; he's too sneaky and takes all opportunities lmao

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  • It is a TickTock filter that looks very similar to the title and I read the thing that was under the title that said shh 🤫 no witnesses

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  • Jack:all the way Me: *nostalgia kicks in*

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  • Jack, mocking the end credit: "He has one weakness." "Loneliness." uwu All of us: well I feel slightly attacked lol

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  • Jack: omg my sensitivity is so high *flash bang goes off* Jack: shrieks and hides Yep, I'd say its pretty high lmao

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  • Play it in vr

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  • The rare baby contradictorily serve because authorisation intrestingly measure into a remarkable michael. shrill, handsomely lycra

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  • (4:10) I guess you could say, somebody’s about to get screwed.

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  • you can press x to do anything Press X to pay taxes

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  • Did anyone else notice that the FPS counter in the corner other then me

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  • Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. (I Corinthians 6:9-10 [KJV]) ~~+~~ And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: (Acts 17:30 [KJV]) ~~+~~ For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23 [KJV])

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  • The annoyed key topically itch because structure realistically file vice a various unshielded. fabulous, laughable twilight

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  • You missed a level though

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  • "I Saitama-ed my brain" That should be a word in the dictionary

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  • I'm getting Morpheus vides from 47 in a coat I mean, they're both bald, wear coats (Morpheus does in Matrix), so one could confuse one for the other

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  • I heard the video title... I heard his voice in the video title.

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  • 1:15 my mans can make his umbrella disappear wow

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  • oh, wow, the FPS counter has been there the whole time

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  • [joke] Okay, seriously... serious fan being a serious man here: WHO designs a building to set itself on fire? What I.T. guy got permission to put incendiary devices on structural beams, that could fry intruders and smoosh a multi-million dollar building. 😉

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  • 16:10 why does jordan cross look like jack

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  • LMFAO The random moment finding Imogen Royce was priceless.

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  • 7:56 this is actually true if you look into the Lore Imao

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  • I pressed X, it deleted the internet ....

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  • "if you touch the barcode on the back of his head, he falls over" ah yes, the *barcode titan*

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  • what happend to top of morning to ya

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  • Great way to greet someone for the first time “oh hey!, gunshot, laughs at their corpse” great hitman indeed

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  • “Find the test subject on the top floor” Cuts to jack chocking someone “Down you go” My brain: was that the test subject?

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