I Almost Broke My Nose

13 maí 2020
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Story time! Here's the time I almost broke my nose as a kid
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  • Smash like or i'll break YOUR nose!

    jacksepticeyejacksepticeye5 mánuðum síðan

      salma mendozasalma mendoza15 dögum síðan
    • I smashed Like

      salma mendozasalma mendoza15 dögum síðan
    • Missed chance to say "Smash like or i'll SMASH YOUR nose!"

      Harveys StuffHarveys Stuff17 dögum síðan
    • jack you gave me nightmares from your stories lol

      CrypticCrypticMánuði síðan
    • Aight

      V.M. Nithil SushruthanV.M. Nithil Sushruthan2 mánuðum síðan
  • 1 hit K.O. xD

    HillantubeHillantubeDegi Síðan síðan
  • Bruh. Imagine having a tree branch wacked on the side of the eye hitting your eye.

    Allison DavisAllison Davis3 dögum síðan
  • Sean Say; Ah Fack It up it will be grand. Subtitles: *Literal Seizure*

    DekuDeku3 dögum síðan
  • 8:09and that right there kids is why you moved to America

    GUNMAN YardGUNMAN Yard4 dögum síðan
  • 1:00

    Connor LozanoConnor Lozano7 dögum síðan
  • Jack: "Do ur homework, its not that hard." Me: *struggles in math and has subtracting decimals every day for 2 months -_-*

    Parker BirtParker Birt7 dögum síðan
  • jack: this is the story where I almost broke my nose or either actually did brake my nose me: pauses and looks at his nose also me: confirms that he did break his nose

    LucaRichmondLucaRichmond13 dögum síðan
  • i live in ireland county meath kells

    MiniStormmiiMiniStormmii14 dögum síðan
  • Jack gets flipped from the branch * fresh prince of Belair theme plays * will smith " Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down “

    Jack GuestJack Guest15 dögum síðan
  • MAKE MOORE STORY TIME VIDS!!!! please and thank you

    ganarf gamingganarf gaming15 dögum síðan
  • if you didnt lose a limb your fine just make a splint if its broke and go back to work

    Phillips_offroad_2Phillips_offroad_218 dögum síðan
  • Jack needs to rename this to “the time a branch whooped my a**”

    Sage EverettSage Everett18 dögum síðan
  • This happened to my brother instead of the branch part

    YeSsIr8470 LOLYeSsIr8470 LOL18 dögum síðan
  • I have pulled my arm before and I thought I broke it because all I heard was just POP I never felt so terrified for 7 DAYS I COULD NOT MOVE MY ARM.

    Dexter ColeDexter Cole19 dögum síðan
  • When I get near my crushes, I start acting REALLY weird, thinking that it would make her laugh and like me. But in reality I just make my self look retarded and make her hate me.😅

    PureMacedonianPureMacedonian19 dögum síðan
  • That thumbnail tho

    _bluehurricane__bluehurricane_19 dögum síðan
  • you should do a video where you bring your parents on and talk about childhood stories

    Hudson PriceHudson Price20 dögum síðan
  • Surprised you didnt say fucking Barry's tea tayto crisps and kerry gold butter

    niamh rattiganniamh rattigan22 dögum síðan
  • Jackseptice: I AM A GALIC GLADIATOR!!!!!!!! also jack: I got beaten by a tree branch in a battle

    Nadia Maqbool AhmadNadia Maqbool Ahmad23 dögum síðan
  • U got K.O by a branch lol

    THEcreepyP90THEcreepyP9023 dögum síðan
  • I want more StoryTime with Sean ;-;

    Bi-Bi Baby blueBi-Bi Baby blue24 dögum síðan
  • jack: says homework is not that hard. my teachers: teehee you get extra homework @1:46

    Isaac GarciaIsaac Garcia24 dögum síðan
  • earth:can create anything sean:loses to a branch

    Toxic KillerToxic Killer26 dögum síðan

    Jojo CarmonaJojo Carmona28 dögum síðan
  • i also almost broke my nose around 9 or 8 with a branch so highfive i guess

    AnaSimonne RuizAnaSimonne RuizMánuði síðan
  • every once in while ( 2 or 3 months ) sean releases a life story vis

    Savage DogeSavage DogeMánuði síðan
  • jack: this is a story... me: all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    barbarabarbaraMánuði síðan
  • Why are you saying hwhy it's why who the fuck are ya? Hank fucking Hill

    matthew mortonmatthew mortonMánuði síðan
    • hes Irish

      Christoffer OlsenChristoffer OlsenMánuði síðan
  • 🚌🚌🚍🚈🚍🚇🚇🚇🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮

    Sunita ShaizaSunita ShaizaMánuði síðan
  • Ok boomer

    UnGodly LoadsUnGodly LoadsMánuði síðan
  • My nose went to BLEED MODE like 10 times and one made me stopepd watching a youtube channel

    Winnie JoseWinnie JoseMánuði síðan
  • I regret not doing anything like jack for I have this ugly hump in my nose

    NanditaNanditaMánuði síðan
  • The words those branch hear: Is é do fucker máthair am ...

    Lukas VerduzcoLukas VerduzcoMánuði síðan
  • Knock, knock, I broke my nose!

    Ehsan KabirEhsan KabirMánuði síðan
  • I want to know what happened to the branch

    Jayci BraatenJayci BraatenMánuði síðan
  • I smash the like button bc I don't wanna get my nose Brake

    toxic Xtoxic XMánuði síðan
  • In loving memory of jacks grandmother

    Senku_Overlord668Senku_Overlord668Mánuði síðan
  • :3

    SuctionBucket5 •SuctionBucket5 •Mánuði síðan
  • It’s so fun to hear the stories even though there’s no pictures it’s so fun to imagine like what’s going on

    GamerKidDJGamerKidDJMánuði síðan
  • Legend has it the branch still stands today

    Daniel MarklandDaniel MarklandMánuði síðan
  • I wanna hear more of these stories :) Also this story reminds me of when I fell off the swings as a kid, that was fucken scary

    Sam RyderSam RyderMánuði síðan
  • My fuk'n cousin pushed me off of one of the two wheel things you stand and and get pushed around so she decided to push me off and know and be-hold my Irish ass broke my nose and the worst part of it is that its crooked a little to the side a little very little but that tiny point of my nose ruined vr for me sometimes the lens would hit that side of my nose and annoyed me also I got bullied.. thanks

    im a person hiim a person hiMánuði síðan
  • Story time! story time! Gather all your stories its story time, Story time, story time Tales to cure your boredom

    Pineapple ArcadePineapple ArcadeMánuði síðan
  • Jack: Describes that he had blood gushing out of his nose Also Jack: I didn’t run in putting on bandages or ask my parents for help, nope I knocked on the door Me:bruuuuuuuuuuuh

    Yeets and OofsYeets and OofsMánuði síðan
  • free nose job

    therealdeal76498 9therealdeal76498 92 mánuðum síðan
  • I ripped a vane in my nose because my cousin punched me in the face

    NG DAMIENNG DAMIEN2 mánuðum síðan
  • Haha jack watches porn

    Heart AttackHeart Attack2 mánuðum síðan
  • When I saw that thumbnail I laughed so hard

    KaanthebeastKaanthebeast2 mánuðum síðan
  • Sean:I broke my nose Felix:I broke my ass

    Mohamed MahmoudMohamed Mahmoud2 mánuðum síðan
  • i love your stories

    OwlOwl2 mánuðum síðan
  • i actually did brake my nose, you know how? my brother just sucker punched me in the face and my nose just broke

    musheemushee2 mánuðum síðan
  • im 11 and i have a sword

    Annie BergeronAnnie Bergeron2 mánuðum síðan
  • i liked the vid please dont break my nose

    Evan BrockEvan Brock2 mánuðum síðan
  • Jack: If you don’t like the bell I DON’T FUCKING CARE. Me: hahahaha

    TigersharkYDP HiTigersharkYDP Hi2 mánuðum síðan
  • Please make more story times

    HoyterzHoyterz2 mánuðum síðan
  • One time my ex broke their arm by climbing a tree in the middle of winter, and the tree was COVERED in ice, but aPpaReNtY they thought it was an amazing idea 🙄🙄

    Bailey CluffBailey Cluff2 mánuðum síðan
  • sean: im irish also sean: counts in ounces and foots instead of potatoes me: disapproves

    Wash FishWash Fish2 mánuðum síðan
  • I've probably broken my knee and ankle and sat at home not even knowing ;-; do that's Ireland for ya kids 0.0

    Patrick McerleanPatrick Mcerlean2 mánuðum síðan
  • Jack: "I almost broke my nose" Felix: "I broke my ass"

    Praise The LordPraise The Lord2 mánuðum síðan
  • I want more story i love them so much

    Jamie ChiassonJamie Chiasson2 mánuðum síðan
  • You would have been a whale biologist

    DepressoExpresso ContentDepressoExpresso Content2 mánuðum síðan
  • i had a six pack because i was so skiny, also flew away and my dad had to catch me ;-;

    Alien LadyAlien Lady2 mánuðum síðan
  • Ok then jack 🤨

    legend21 big Alegend21 big A2 mánuðum síðan
  • Lotr is the best

    Dara CaulfieldDara Caulfield2 mánuðum síðan
  • Rekt by a tree branch

    Otaku ToastOtaku Toast2 mánuðum síðan
  • the branch watching like 👁👄👁

    Mr. MangoMr. Mango2 mánuðum síðan
  • I'm sad but is it bad laughing at this?

    hoty pantshoty pants2 mánuðum síðan
  • I love Sean’s haircut

    CastielAndDeanCastielAndDean2 mánuðum síðan
  • There was a time when I was 16 years old I was helping my dad cut wood with a chainsaw and I thought I could hold the wood over my head as he cut the wood oh, this didn't end well for my hand because as the Chainsaw cut through the wood it also cut my hand, and then I went inside and I got a big bandage patch and I was planning to go back to work but my grandparent kind of made me go to the hospital to get stitches and I had to get 17 stitches, but the most painful part about that day wasn't the chainsaw actually hitting my hand because of all the adrenaline I had adrenaline flowing through my body , the most painful part of the day was when they had to stick a needle into my cut hand to inject the numbing liquid into it

    James ShaneJames Shane2 mánuðum síðan
  • Do more story times

    ImbecileBoys TVImbecileBoys TV2 mánuðum síðan
  • we need the story of how he bit into the "compressed dinosaur" biscuit

    Nate MathewsNate Mathews2 mánuðum síðan
  • This video has more than 100,000 likes because if we didn't seàn would of broke our noses

    King KingKing King2 mánuðum síðan
  • For a video you should go cut the branch off

    jstevenn836 :ojstevenn836 :o2 mánuðum síðan
  • dude you should publish a book of your stories

    Cash BrownCash Brown2 mánuðum síðan
  • Seán: “It’s part of my lexicon!” Me being the Skyrim nerd that I am: HoW dArE yE mEnTiOn ThAt CuRsEd BoX?!!

    AlaskanWildChildAlaskanWildChild2 mánuðum síðan
  • Im you as a kid 😎

    Kaise HenniganKaise Hennigan2 mánuðum síðan
    • I mean I'm like jack

      Kaise HenniganKaise Hennigan2 mánuðum síðan
  • Is anyone else waiting for Jack to come back and watching this?

    XxShadow WolfxXXxShadow WolfxX2 mánuðum síðan
  • =)

    DankMemes YTDankMemes YT2 mánuðum síðan

    Amr ShehabAmr Shehab2 mánuðum síðan
  • I sometimed wish i had jacks childhood

    シArcyシArcy2 mánuðum síðan
  • I've missed watching Jack

    Joe GarrottJoe Garrott2 mánuðum síðan
  • Sean u should go back to job simulator those were the days

    Alexander SavlickAlexander Savlick2 mánuðum síðan
  • Well I got a two foot blade for Xmas

    eatmychicken21 channeleatmychicken21 channel3 mánuðum síðan
  • fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    Ben BuzzellBen Buzzell3 mánuðum síðan
  • I'm from Dublin so

    Conor MooneyConor Mooney3 mánuðum síðan
  • gg

    fwndaskfwndask3 mánuðum síðan
  • sean is the ultimate dad to us all. concerned dad/mum in the 'try not to cringe', and now we get to hear his life story! we're just over here like "yeah, yeah, yeah, badass, yeah"

    SkizzaSkizza3 mánuðum síðan
  • 7:39 omg that is so rare! I think like 98% People have nose bigger than theirselves, am i correct?

    RIKORIKO3 mánuðum síðan
  • I thought that you were going to play little nightmares.

    Nathaniel RothenbergNathaniel Rothenberg3 mánuðum síðan
  • Hmmm sounds like Toss boy

    Gabryś JoǹczykGabryś Joǹczyk3 mánuðum síðan
  • Here comes the next Justin Bieber i don't know how to spell his last name so screw off fan girls or boys...

    BowlingBallBillBowlingBallBill3 mánuðum síðan
  • Me to I'm rough

    Maryam BahMaryam Bah3 mánuðum síðan
  • My grandfather made my brother his own Gimli axe for halloween, the best prop i've ever seen

    Straight As A CircleStraight As A Circle3 mánuðum síðan
  • I'm scared, that in the future ,,Story Time'' is going to turn into ,,Tea Time''

    GalaxyGirlGalaxyGirl3 mánuðum síðan
  • sean:do your homework its not that hard teacher: just sees sums me: sees mount everest and having to climb it

    KiwiOverLordKiwiOverLord3 mánuðum síðan
  • Jack is kratos comfermed..?

    Palmz ProductionsPalmz Productions3 mánuðum síðan
  • Jack lost a fight with a branch..bhaha... hahah .hehe... Hhahah HAUSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MAUAHAHAH

    Riel CatanaRiel Catana3 mánuðum síðan
  • Me: Jack:smash like Or I'll break your nose Me: uh were like oh no

    Emma YatesEmma Yates3 mánuðum síðan
  • jack is copying toss boy

    Yanti TeviantiYanti Tevianti3 mánuðum síðan